I heard on the radio today that the Panda’s at Edinburgh Zoo are coming into their mating season … seemingly the female gives out a mating cry and the male stands on his hands ..

At the pub this afternoon we were discussing how much easier this would make our lives if humans done the same sort of thing … I mean how easy would it be to read the signs if a woman started making noises at you (and I don’t mean nagging!) or flipped over and stood on her hands …

However, there is a downside to this … I’m old .. the chances of me ever managing to stand on my hands (unless someone was holding my legs!) is nil …. and if I made little noises people would probably think it’s wind …. *sigh*

My days of fornication and fun would soon be over!