I have not reached the grand old age of 52 without learning something about life .. and the lessons it teaches us. 

I do know that you cannot teach someone about life .. you can tell them about YOUR life but they have to go out there and find themselves by making their own mistakes.

You never stop learning .. there is always a lesson to be learned .. and tonight I have learned not one .. but TWO lessons .. that I will share.

  1. Fruit is not healthy … fruit is a danger .. I nearly choked on an orange pip.   I have never nearly choked on a chocolate biscuit.
  2. Onesies – great for keeping warm, but a nightmare to go to the loo in … especially when the hood falls down the loo and you don’t notice … 

Take note young women and men of this world .. my wisdom is immense … learn from me ..