I was attacked today …. for no other reason that I was eating a piece of cheese for my breakfast …. My cat Bo … (cute but dangerous!) was sitting on the arm of my chair and when I went to pop the last bit in my mouth (without sharing any with her!) she decided that the last piece must be hers! …. I am wounded .. scarred … hurting … (OK .. maybe I am exaggerating just a little here ….)…. anyway .. she scratched me on the cheek … resulting in a screaming match (me) a kick up the arse (Bo) .. and a dog that looked panic stricken (Brae) …. the wee bugger will not attempt to steal my cheese again ….
I have had no sympathy in the office whatsoever. Just a few sniggers. Pahhhh!!!
She is packed and ready to go ….. *smile*
The cheese wound …. (ok .. on reflection I am exaggerating a lot about it!!)
Brae. A gay woman's tale! 