I am trying to be romantic .. I really am ..
I’m just not very good at it …
My lovely partner comes up with all these wonderful idea’s … and all I can come up with sending her toilet rolls (yus .. I did) .. it’s that damn practical tight fisted Fifer in me!
(ok maybe I did sent a fruit basket, shortbread and mineral water too .. but hardly the stuff to bowl a woman over!)
I need to practice .. I tried some cute lines on “ma dug” .. however the only words she really responded to were “treat, pee pee and Granny Isa” .. so that didn’t work.
I guess I will just have to rely on my good looks and charm … I mean .. look at me .. who could resist!
Brae. A gay woman's tale! 
May 12, 2011 @ 19:32:19
Lol that is a classic photo!
May 12, 2011 @ 19:37:04
One of my better one’s… and I was 20 years younger in it LOL … there is simply no hope for me!
May 12, 2011 @ 20:35:38
I still love you regardless – even when you look like that!
May 12, 2011 @ 20:39:09
Get back to the cludgies woman! LOL
May 12, 2011 @ 20:40:08
unchain me first please
May 12, 2011 @ 20:41:11
Oh my gawd LOL … can you drop my reputation off at the dry cleaners for me please …
May 13, 2011 @ 06:43:33
Lol, you’re the one who typed ‘tight fisted’ in a very dubious way. Speaking of dry cleaners – want me to pick up our plushie costumes…….again?
May 13, 2011 @ 07:10:07
dammit .. I was hoping no-one would notice … and yes you could pick up my Mr Blobby outfit .. although I think it’s time you updated Ms Piggy …
May 13, 2011 @ 07:14:55
Ha! Perhaps you have me confused with your other lovers darling. I wear the Mr Bump outfit remember.You told me that was what did it for you the most….
May 13, 2011 @ 07:44:11
I think my reputation is well and truly ruined … but you do make me laugh, so I don’t really care xxx (sideways eight)