I am trying to be romantic .. I really am ..

I’m just not very good at it …

My lovely partner comes up with all these wonderful idea’s … and all I can come up with sending her toilet rolls  (yus .. I did) .. it’s that damn practical tight fisted Fifer in me!

(ok maybe I did sent a fruit basket, shortbread and mineral water too .. but hardly the stuff to bowl a woman over!)

I need to practice .. I tried some cute lines on “ma dug” .. however the only words she really responded to were “treat, pee pee and Granny Isa” .. so that didn’t work.

I guess I will just have to rely on my good looks and charm  …   I mean .. look at me .. who could resist!